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$CSTANFORD ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE LABORATORY
$M2XMAS25;$C7th Annual Spring Olympic Orgy
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WHO'S INVITED: Friends of the A. I. Lab.
HOW MUCH: It's free.
WHAT'S HAPPENING: There will be soft drinks, beer, wine, and munches.
You can enter various events or lie in the grass.
Bring something to barbecue late in the afternoon
(there will be grills and a bonfire available).
WHERE: Around the Lab.
WHEN: Sunday, April 29 (first day of daylight saving), weather permitting,
from 1 PM on.
$JFor those who would like to greet Spring with a burst of energy,
the following events will be held.
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RUNNING: 1. One lap around the Lab (about 600 yards).
2. 10 laps (3.8 miles).
3. 100 yard four-legged race (3 people concatenated).
BICYCLING: 4. 100 yards -- slowest person wins (no track bikes).
5. Fastest at 30 laps (11.5 miles).
SWIMMING: 6. Women's 100 yards.
7. Open 3/4 mile (swim fins may be used).
RUN/SWIM: 8. Steeplechase around and through Felt Lake (about 1.5 miles).
BOATING: 9. Handicap sailboat race [B.Y.O.B.].
10. Canoe/Kayak race (1.5 mile).
KITES: 11. Most elegant design (must fly).
12. Highest flyer.
TREASURE
HUNT: 13. Winner take all!
FRISBEE: 14. Two-person precision throwing contest.
VOLLEYBALL: 15. Tournament for as many teams as show up.
WRIST
WRESTLING: 16. Tournament for each 20-pound weight class.
CREW RACE: 17. [Only if the beer lasts] 10-person teams sequentially drink
12 ounces each of beer (or root beer). Shortest total time wins.
$JCertificates will be awarded to the first three in each event. Suggestions for
other events are welcome (pass to L. Earnest). Start training now!
Stanford Artificial Intelligence Laboratory Sunday, April 29
A. I. Olympics
Approximate Schedule of events
Events will be held at about the times and places given below. Since
we have slightly too many events, any that don't attract at least
three entrants will be cancelled.
Shower and sauna facilities in the lab will be open and free
throughout the day.
REFRESHMENTS:
12:30 Installation
1:00 Dedication of the keg and opening ceremonies
RUNNING:
1:15 600 meter dash (one lap around the lab).
1:20 6 kilometer run (10 laps = 3.8 miles)
2:00 100 meter four-legged race, at firepit.
BICYCLING:
2:10 Slow 100 meters, in front of the lab
2:20 18 kilometer criterium (30 laps = 11 miles)
FRISBEE:
2:30 Two-person precision throwing, at the firepit
SWIMMING:
3:00 Women's 100 meters, in Felt Lake
3:10 Open 1 kilometer race, from peninsula to tower and back.
Swimfins permitted.
STEEPLECHASE:
3:10 2.5 kilometers around/through Felt Lake (~ 1.5 mile).
KITING:
3:30 Most elegant & highest flying contests, at firepit.
BOATING:
3:30 2.5 kilometer canoe/kayak race, to tower and back.
3:45 Handicap sailboat race.
TREASURE HUNT:
4:00 Begin at firepit.
VOLLEYBALL:
4:00 Beginning of tounament at McCarthy Field.
WRIST-WRESTLING:
5:30 Beginning of tournaments (by weight class), at firepit.
CREW RACE:
6:30 10-person teams meet near the keg.
AWARDS:
7:00 Presentation of certificates at the firepit.
DEBAUCHERY:
7:30 Unstructured limerick contest & singalongs,
around the fire.
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL ORGY!
Sign up now for the A. I. Olympics next Sunday. There is one sheet
attached for each event. Sign up for family members or guests that
you are sure will enter. Also, volunteers are needed to referee and
to perform logistic functions.
POSITIONS AVAILABLE
Woodsmen -- cut enough eucalyptus to sustain the bonfire.
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
Brewmaster -- purchase 16 gallons of his favorite beer and 2 jugs of
wine (at lab expense) plus paper cups, and ice. As the afternoon
progresses, supplement supplies if needed.
1._____________________________
Procurer -- acquire pretzels, potato chips, soft drinks, and charcoal.
1._____________________________
Referees for running, bicycling, and steeplechase events:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
Referees for swimming, boating, and crew race events:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
Referees for frisbee, kiting, and wrist wrestling events:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
Organizer of treasure hunt:
1._____________________________
Manager of volleyball tournament:
1._____________________________
RUNNING: 600 meter dash (one lap around the lab) starting at the
middle entrance to the parking lot.
Entrants:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
RUNNING: 6 kilometers (10 laps around the lab, which is 3.8 miles)
starting at the middle entrance to the parking lot.
Entrants:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
RUNNING (sort of): 100 meter four-legged race (3 people concatenated
below the knee with suitable bindings), beginning at the firepit.
3-Person Teams:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
BICYCLING: 100 meters -- slowest person wins. Only the wheels may
touch the ground. No backtracking. No track bikes.
Entrants:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
BICYCLING: 18 kilometer criterium (30 laps around the lab, which is
about 11.5 miles).
Entrants:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
FRISBEE: Two-person teams throw 10 times each. They must keep one
foot fixed, but may pivot. Best score wins. If necessary,
throw-offs will be held at succesively greater distances.
Two-person Teams:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
SWIMMING: Women's 100 meters, across an arm of Felt Lake.
Entrants:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
SWIMMING: Open 1 kilometer, from peninsula to tower and back.
Swimfins permitted.
Entrants:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
STEEPLECHASE: Run/swim about 2.5 kilometers (1.5 mile) around the
lake. Begins at peninsula. Participants may choose any path around
or through the lake, the only requirement being that they run the
length of the dam. First one back to the peninsula wins.
Entrants:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
KITING: There are two contests:
1) most elegant design (must fly continuously for at least 10 minutes),
2) highest flyer.
Entrants:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
BOATING: 1 kilometer canoe/kayak race, from peninsula to tower and back.
Entrants:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
BOATING: Handicap sailboat race, 3 laps around Felt Lake course
(about 4 kilometers).
Entrants:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
TREASURE HUNT: Begin at the firepit. There is more than one path to
truth.
Entrants:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
VOLLEYBALL: Tournament for 6-person teams, at McCarthy Field.
6-person teams:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
WRIST WRESTLING: Tournament for each of the following weight
classes: under 100 pounds, 100:119, 120:139, 140:159, 160:179,
180:199, over 200. There will be a weigh-in before each event.
Entrants:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
CREW RACE: Each person on the team drinks 12 ounces of beer.
Referees may require extra drinkers in case of excessive spillage.
Shortest total time wins.
10-person teams
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
DEBAUCHERY: Virtue is its own reward. Keep score, but don't judge
yourself.
Entrants:
1._____________________________
2._____________________________
3._____________________________
4._____________________________
5._____________________________
6._____________________________
7._____________________________
8._____________________________
9._____________________________
10.____________________________
11.____________________________
12.____________________________
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600 METER DASH,FIRST,KURT VAN LEHN,2:04
600 METER DASH,SECOND,VIC SCHEINMAN
600 METER DASH,THIRD,MIKE LEVINE
6 KILOMETER RUN,FIRST,KURT VAN LEHN,32:50
6 KILOMETER RUN,SECOND,WALT PERKINS
100 METER FOUR-LEGGED RACE,FIRST PLACE TEAM MEMBER,DAVE AND JANET SMITH
100 METER FOUR-LEGGED RACE,FIRST PLACE TEAM MEMBER,JIM LOW
100 METER FOUR-LEGGED RACE,SECOND PLACE TEAM MEMBER,JULIE PERKINS
100 METER FOUR-LEGGED RACE,SECOND PLACE TEAM MEMBER,DICK HELLIWELL
100 METER FOUR-LEGGED RACE,SECOND PLACE TEAM MEMBER,JACK HOLLOWAY
100 METER FOUR-LEGGED RACE,THIRD PLACE TEAM MEMBER,DAN AND ANN SWINEHART
100 METER FOUR-LEGGED RACE,THIRD PLACE TEAM MEMBER,RUSS TAYLOR
SLOWEST 100 METERS ON A BICYCLE,FIRST,VIC SCHEINMAN
SLOWEST 100 METERS ON A BICYCLE,SECOND,JEF RASKIN
SLOWEST 100 METERS ON A BICYCLE,THIRD,BRUCE ANDERSON
18 KILOMETER BICYCLE CRITERIUM,FIRST,MARK EARNEST
18 KILOMETER BICYCLE CRITERIUM,SECOND,JACK KOEHLER
18 KILOMETER BICYCLE CRITERIUM,THIRD,IAN EARNEST
18 KILOMETER BICYCLE CRITERIUM,FOURTH,VIC SCHEINMAN
1 KILOMETER FELT LAKE OPEN SWIMMING RACE,FIRST,CHARLES WILSON
FELT LAKE STEEPLECHASE,FIRST,GUNNAR GRAPE
FELT LAKE STEEPLECHASE,SECOND,TOVAR
FELT LAKE STEEPLECHASE,THIRD,KURT VAN LEHN
FELT LAKE STEEPLECHASE,FOURTH,VIC SCHEINMAN
FELT LAKE STEEPLECHASE,FIFTH,TODD WAGNER
2.5 KILOMETER CANOE/KAYAK CONTEST,FIRST,VIC SCHEINMAN
2.5 KILOMETER CANOE/KAYAK CONTEST,SECOND,BOB BOLLES
2.5 KILOMETER CANOE/KAYAK CONTEST,THIRD PLACE TEAM MEMBER,IAN EARNEST
2.5 KILOMETER CANOE/KAYAK CONTEST,THIRD PLACE TEAM MEMBER,GUNNAR GRAPE
2.5 KILOMETER CANOE/KAYAK CONTEST,FOURTH,CRAIG COOK
WRIST WRESTLING (110 POUND CLASS),FIRST,WIN HUI
WRIST WRESTLING (110 POUND CLASS),SECOND,JANET SMITH
WRIST WRESTLING (150 POUND CLASS),FIRST,LARRY TESLER
WRIST WRESTLING (150 POUND CLASS),SECOND,GUNNAR GRAPE
WRIST WRESTLING (150 POUND CLASS),THIRD,VIC SCHEINMAN
WRIST WRESTLING (170 POUND CLASS),FIRST,DAVE SMITH
WRIST WRESTLING (170 POUND CLASS),SECOND,TED PANOFSKY
WRIST WRESTLING (190 POUND CLASS),FIRST,TOM BINFORD
WRIST WRESTLING (190 POUND CLASS),SECOND,JIM LOW
WRIST WRESTLING (190 POUND CLASS),THIRD,CHARLES WILSON
HEAVYWEIGHT WRIST WRESTLING,FIRST,TOM GAFFORD
HEAVYWEIGHT WRIST WRESTLING,SECOND,LES EARNEST
HEAVYWEIGHT WRIST WRESTLING,THIRD,DICK HELLIWELL
TREASURE HUNT,FIRST PLACE TEAM MEMBERS,BRUCE AND JANE ANDERSON
TREASURE HUNT,FIRST PLACE TEAM MEMBER,CHUCK RIEGER
HIGHEST KITE CONTEST,FIRST,BRUCE ANDERSON
HIGHEST KITE CONTEST,SECOND,VIC SCHEINMAN
CREW RACE,FIRST PLACE TEAM MEMBER,LES EARNEST
CREW RACE,FIRST PLACE TEAM MEMBER,TED PANOFSKY
CREW RACE,FIRST PLACE TEAM MEMBER,DICK HELLIWELL
CREW RACE,FIRST PLACE TEAM MEMBER,TOM GAFFORD
CREW RACE,FIRST PLACE TEAM MEMBER,LYNN QUAM
CREW RACE,SECOND PLACE TEAM MEMBER,BRUCE ANDERSON
CREW RACE,SECOND PLACE TEAM MEMBER,CHARLES WILSON
CREW RACE,SECOND PLACE TEAM MEMBER,RUSS TAYLOR
CREW RACE,SECOND PLACE TEAM MEMBER,CRAIG COOK
CREW RACE,SECOND PLACE TEAM MEMBER,VIC SCHEINMAN
CREW RACE,THIRD PLACE TEAM MEMBER,JOHN GREY
CREW RACE,THIRD PLACE TEAM MEMBER,LOREN RUSH
CREW RACE,THIRD PLACE TEAM MEMBER,LARRY TESLER
CREW RACE,THIRD PLACE TEAM MEMBER,LIZ DREISBACH
CREW RACE,THIRD PLACE TEAM MEMBER,JACK HOLLOWAY
A. I. OLYMPICS,MOST PERSISTENT COMPETITOR,VIC SCHEINMAN